How time has flown.
"You think Dove can just make a cheaper, knockoff brand called ‘Pigeon’?"
- Me: The one downfall of eating Chinese food is smelling like a Chinese restaurant afterward...maybe we should go to McDonald's so we can smell like white people instead
- Patrick: McDonald's? That's poor people, not white people.
- Me: Maybe you're meeting girls in the wrong places.
- Patrick: Where do I find a nice girl? The park? The library? The black beauty pageant sponsored by the McDowells??
I don’t like blue cheese.
Realized that after two bites of my Cobb salad today.
Pros of dating a med student:
- totally understands my need to study all the time
- nerdy med school jokes
- similar outlooks on life
Cons of dating a med student:
- we’re both broke as fuck.