My students are so gangster. Audrey is a 5th grader and I help her with school math…and she’ll do things like buy me boba, say I’ll be a good mommy, and blackmail me in her OG way (i.e. “If I do all my homework you have to answer three personal questions.” Which is how she knows about all my ex boyfriends and their dirty little secrets).
FYI, the picture of Aaron she sent was stolen off his blog and has been MS painted to say, “best looking out of all ur bfs”.